bachmaninovsky:

what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg

“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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coolscar:

egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

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